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Scented Bacon Tuxedo

Bacon Suit

Behold – Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Print Tuxedo. It looks like bacon, smells like bacon, and it will ensure that you:

A. will get lots of attention as the worst dressed person in the room
B. will remain a virgin
C. will get mauled by neighborhood dogs

Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Print Tuxedo is available for $99.95.



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