You want a mouth that’s minty fresh right? But what about your other holes? Should you be walking around with an un-fresh bunghole? Hell no!
Give your most fowl smelling orifice the attention it deserves ( nay, demands! ) with Sphincterine Butt Wipes. Each wipe is naturally formulated for a “minty fresh taste”. Sphincterine has even been known to cause a tingling sensation that can last for as long as 30 minutes.
And yes, I did say “minty fresh taste” back there. Apparently Sphincterine is safe to eat. Which means you can feel free to…well, you see where I’m going to go with this.
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