Sphincterine: A Minty Fresh Bunghole Is Just A Wipe Away

by Sean Fallon on August 9, 2007 · 1 comment

in Bizarre Gadgets, Misc. Gadgets

Sphincterine

You want a mouth that’s minty fresh right? But what about your other holes? Should you be walking around with an un-fresh bunghole? Hell no!

Give your most fowl smelling orifice the attention it deserves ( nay, demands! ) with Sphincterine Butt Wipes. Each wipe is naturally formulated for a “minty fresh taste”. Sphincterine has even been known to cause a tingling sensation that can last for as long as 30 minutes.

And yes, I did say “minty fresh taste” back there. Apparently Sphincterine is safe to eat. Which means you can feel free to…well, you see where I’m going to go with this.

Product Page ($6)

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max August 25, 2009 at 9:23 am

i like to try it

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