Did You Know Dinosaur Erotica Existed? Well, You Do Now


Author Christie Sims‘ bio page on Amazon reads:

Hi! I’m just a plain old, everyday Midwestern girl that lives a normal life. However, while my outward tastes are relatively simple, my inner thoughts are filled with lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.

Um. Yeah. I don’t know about you but, until I saw this, I had no idea people fantasized about having a velociraptor make sweet, sweet, paleontologic love to them — and I’m a pretty knowledgeable lady when it comes to this sort of thing.

Ms. Sims has a number of other titles including Mounted by the Gryphon,
Ravished by the Triceratops, T-Rex Troubles, and Captured By Orcs. Heck, she’s got 51 titles on Amazon. Plus, she’s not the only one. It’s a dino / monster / vampire / dragon erotica-palooza over there.

Yeah, I’ll just leave it at that. I gotta go find the brain bleach.

(via Geekologie)


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