Funky Bat Tourniquet

by Jeff Chenkus on September 6, 2007 · 2 comments

in Misc. Weirdness

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Saving someone’s life with a tourniquet may be noble. But why do it with some generic bandage when you can give them a nice Funky Bat Tourniquet. When they are fully refreshed and their blood level is restored, they will appreciate it then.

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mike September 10, 2007 at 4:43 pm

i live in england, when i was a kid i had a blood test and the nurse used on of these – needless to say it scared the shit out of me.

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Sean Fallon September 11, 2007 at 10:28 am

Yeah, I would be afraid that she was going to prick my finger and start drinking the blood.

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