Not all that long ago, HBO released a rap album featuring songs inspired by Game of Thrones. Seriously. It was fun, but it had more potential. A group called The Sons of Mim is stepping up to the plate with a parody of that rap album, and it features some rather hilarious Westerosi tunes and you can download them all for free. No, it’s not an April Fool’s Day prank.
The track list includes the following gems:
Arya Gonna Make Them Pay
Another Dick on the Wall
Dr****s in Essos
Total Eclipse of House Stark
It’s impossible to choose a favorite because they all make me smile. I mean, just check out these lyrics: “I’m an educated imp with money on my mind / Got a shield in my hand and an axe in my – other hand.”
Listen to Lannista’s Paradise after the break (warning: NSFW language):