Sexy Pirate Lady: Hooters on the High Seas
Posted by Jonathan Fallon on October 1, 2008
Filed Under Misc. Weirdness | Stumble This
Chances are, the high seas have never played host to a pirate like this, but now you can lay waste to history’s nasty stereotypes with this 76” tall lady pirate. She’s clean, parrotless, possesses both eyeballs and both legs, and probably sports a full set of teeth. She will also gladly accept your empty beer cans without killing you. So, if you’ve ever wondered what a Hooters waitress would have looked like in the 18th century, or if you’ve ever wanted to know what its like to objectify a woman that is totally out of your league without being laughed at, ignored, or having a tiny penis remark thrown in your face, then the standing pirate lady is for you.
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