Features include: “Properly proportioned to those in the movies 2001 and 2010 (1:4:9 – the squares of the first 3 integers). Made of semisynthetic, organic, amorphous, solid materials (AKA plastic). Zero (0) points of articulation. May cause strange magnetic fields, action figure evolution, seeing things filled with stars, and/or more (or it might just sit on your desk doing nothing).”
