Do you own a tailored tuxedo and know your way around weapons? Then you could apply for the 007 position that was recently advertised on the United Kingdom’s officially sponsored job site.
The posting for a Target Elimination Specialist says you need an undergrad degree and that you should have undistinguished features. As they state, the basic role of the job is “to remove people whose continued existence poses a risk to the effective conduct of public order.” The funniest and most concerning part of this phony posting is that it got through the various approval steps to be advertised by the UK government. Actually, maybe no one was reviewing the submitted jobs. I bet several pairs of eyes are looking over them now.
See the actual ad after the break.
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