The Porn Detection USB Stick: Your Worst Fears Are Coming True

by Sean Fallon on March 3, 2010

in Approved Products,Bizarre Gadgets,Peripherals

If someone were to stick a USB device into your computer that can automatically detect pornographic images, what would they find? Apparently, Paraben’s thumb drive can do just that.

The Porn Detection Stick has implemented a number of methods and algorithms to analyze each image to determine if it may be pornographic in nature. Image Cleanup – within virtual memory, the software cleans up the image for optimum analysis. Skin Detection – this identifies skin tones and texture within the image. Background Elimination – this eliminates background objects from foreground objects so background objects don’t skew the results. Edge Detection – identifies the edges of objects. Body Part Separation – separates body parts into separate masses. Negative Curvature Rejection – eliminates objects with negative curves. Elimination – eliminates other objects. Face Detection – identifies faces within the image. Body Part Layout Decision – maps body part distribution and image layout. Decision – classifies image based on data.

Using this series of methods, the Porn Detection Stick is able to filter over 99% of non-pornographic images from a system leaving you with a fraction of the images on a computer to look at. A computer with a 500 GB hard drive was searched using the Porn Detection Stick. Within an hour and a half, the entire computer was searched and over 72,000 images were analyzed producing only around 400 false positive results. That’s less than 0.006%.

Frightening, but any modern porn connoisseur knows that videos are where it’s at. So that 1TB drive you have dedicated to this purpose is safe…for now.

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  • passerby

    This is great, I am impressed more than anything by the speed. I guess it won’t find any images that are hidden outside of image files, and might have some trouble with certain file extensions, but someone put some thought into it. This really needs to come in some linux build so you can put it on a livecd.

  • wahoorob

    Worst fears?

    Don’t you mean “fondest dreams”?

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