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Parenting For Nerds 101: When a child refuses to wake up in the morning, make his life a living hell. Make it his Doom, if you will.
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From Fashionably Geek: The secret is finally revealed.

These Tineez figures are so cute, you might overlook lil’ Benders excessive drinking, Zoidberg’s disgusting habits, and the fact that Robot Devil is evil incarnate.
Each figure in the set stands around 3 to 4 inches tall and is available for pre-order now with shipment slated for later this month (June 2011).
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Math has never been this cute. Choose from the following adorable statistical distribution plushes:
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This samurai girl will slice you in half 10 times before you hit the ground, and then she will giggle like a schoolgirl over your mutilated corpse.
Check out the video after the break.

This kid was the best there ever was. Some said that the wild AT-AT couldn’t be broken. But he showed them all.
(Miguel Valenzuela via Reddit)
Just what you need to indoctrinate the younglings early.
Pre-order for an April shipment.
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