If you’re going to binge on whiskey, why not put the source of your drinking on the shot glass itself? All those hours spent playing ancient Atari games without a shred of progress kicking Asteroid ass could drive anyone to drink. If you prefer to drown your gaming sorrows in some other type of liquid, you can always use these.
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It doesn’t take a chemist to tell you that drinking alcohol out of a beaker that’s nearly 3-feet tall will most likely result in drunkenness. Nevertheless, you can test your mettle against the glass and emerge as a “Wimp”, “Lightweight”, “Pretender”, “Contender”, “Loaded Bloke” or, the ultimate “Loaded Legend”.
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Don’t let poverty or the fact that you don’t have a basement stop you from turning your dream of a personal wine cellar into a glorious reality, just scale back a bit by utilizing these mini wine barrels to save space and money. They’re fully functional, made from American white oak, and depending on which barrel you choose, they can hold one to three liters of home brew. Free personalization is also available.
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It shouldn’t be that difficult to get a man interested in any part of a woman’s body. Just in case there is, the Beer ‘n Boobs Pasties will give him a chance to go after something you know he can’t refuse. Cold, tasty beer. Slap these on wherever you want his attention, they are almost absolutely guaranteed to get his attention where you want it.
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Getting ready to join a lodge? You’ll fit right in when you take your shots out of a glass that has a pewter animal head attached to it. You can choose from a Bull, Bear, Moose, Deer or Rhinoceros that will balance on their nose, ears and horns when flipped. The product page says they can also be used as candle holders, paperweights or simply decoration. No doubt putting a vanilla scented candle in one of these babies will distract you from the wood paneled walls, stains and darkness that define the lodge experience.
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You know how difficult it is to get people to drink on a weekend. This drink making kit will have even the teetotalers knocking a few back. All you have to do is to stick the various parts of the mixing machine onto a refrigerator, tile wall or window in any way you choose. Then pour a few mixers into the top and watch them makes their way down to the bottom, like a marble run with vodka. Open the tap to get yourself some of whatever concoction you just made so that the next person has a chance to play.
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Place this pump on your favorite spirit bottle, pull the gun from its holster and fire up a shot. Careful though—alcoholism is no laughing matter. One day you are enjoying the occasional drink with your friends and the next you are sitting alone in your living room chair, raising up the shots gun to your mouth with a quivering hand.
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This oversized Southern Comfort Bottle looks and feels like the real thing, except for the fact that it measures a whopping 19-inches tall. The only problem is that it doesn’t come filled alcohol—but that can be easily remedied. After that just put a nipple on it and go to town.
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