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Being out in the woods alone at night can be creepy, when you see a wild animal out there with it’s eyes glowing in the moonlight it is downright scary. Using this cat shaped flashlight can give a similar effect no matter where you go. One flick of the button and this feline will be scaring the hell out of everyone. All that matters is that you are keeping yourself safe, other people’s fears are not your problem.
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The Squirrel Acorn Bird Feeder is somewhat like buying a fish bowl shaped like a cat. Of all the things a bird wants to eat off, I cannot imagine that a squirrel’s feet would be their first choice. The only reason to get this would seem to be for the novelty factor of how it looks in your yard. That being the case, maybe you should just look into some kind of sculpture. Because if you are not buying a bird feeder with the birds in mind there doesn’t seem much point in getting one at all.
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Being on the golf course is all about a day in the sun, a few beers and a little fun. Having the Jackass Headcover on your driver is a good way to give everyone a little giggle first thing in the morning. Squeeze his ear and you get a big “Hee-Haw!”. Because while being courteous is the norm, making fifty bucks when the other guy misses a two foot putt calls for a little celebration.
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If you have to deal with the mundane every day, then your best bet is to make any activity a little more fun. This Rabbit Pepper Grinder is a logical place to start. Putting pepper on a juicy steak may be something you do because of the anticipation of the meal, but grabbing a cute bunny by the ears to do it is just that much more fun. And to keep PETA off my back, you must understand that no actual rabbits are hurt by this activity.
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This Cow Cookie Jar looks pretty cute until I really thought about where you have to put your hand to get yourself a few cookies. And that wink he is giving me makes me think that he actually may enjoy it. A proctologist’s dream that may even him him feel a bit queasy when reching for that chocolate chip cookie.
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Nothing is going to chill that mixed drink to perfection like some frozen Penguin Drink Coolers. If it’s cold enough to turn these guys blue then I think they can handle your appletini.
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There is no shortage of drinking games out there, so we may as well add one more. Pass the Buck looks like a relatively simple and innocuous game. Except for the fact that you are playing with what looks like a sloshed reindeer. You are obviously also aware that anything soft that can be thrown as part of a drinking game will just devolve into shit flying everywhere at some point. And just in case you were wondering, the site specifies that this product is not suitable for children under the age of 3. Guess they just can’t hold their liquor.
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Whether you are really into Frank Cho’s Liberty Meadows comics or you are just amused by the monkey’s likeness to a relative, Monkey Boy is not your average action figure. With a bottle of liquor in one hand and a cigarette in his mouth, he is a pretty close approximation of your average blogger. If it weren’t for being professionally dressed he would be almost perfect.
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If you want your dog to be enthusiastic when playing catch, maybe you need to give him a little more incentive than chasing some stupid stick. The T-Bone Dog toy should get his blood running. Nothing like the thought of red meat to get his attention, although his trust in you may take a beating when he finds a distinct lack of blood.
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If you need to carry sauces into work for your lunch like many Japanese do, then there is no better way than to use the Lunch Monkey. Cute little carrying case, and the banana is not merely ornamental. That is the spoon for use with whatever sauce you choose. You can’t go wrong with a monkey.
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