Why any parent would purchase this kit for their children is beyond me. Perhaps they are looking to indulge their child’s creative side—or they are freaky masochists that enjoy crippling headaches brought on by loud, semi-musical noise vomit. The set includes a miniature slide whistle, harmonica, kazoo, flute, pan pipes, maracas, and a tambourine.
And, most importantly, it comes with a set of earplugs.
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Tis the season to be jolly? No way. Tis the season to stick your office mates in the ass with a foam dart. You know that if you wan to really find out who is jolly around the holidays then all you need to do is annoy someone and then ask their real opinion. office mates may be forgiving, but maybe not so much with a bruise on their ass.
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This darkness activated sound box plays an irritating mosquito buzzing sound whenever the lights are out – which means that you would have a real hard time finding it unless you were fumbling for it in the dark. Turnabout is fair play though – once you do find it, look for a nice dark place to hide it again. Like your friend’s anus.
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Don’t get me wrong, I love my cell phone – but there are people out there who take it way to far. The kind of people who talk on the beach, the gym, or in movie theaters. Honestly, I just want to grab that phone out of their hand and shove it up their ass. But they would probably like that.
So, the way I see it, the best way to handle these people is to drive them completely nuts. That’s where the Cell Phoney comes in. Each device features six popular cellphone ringtones – so just press a button in a public place and hilarity will surely ensue.
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