
King Kong may be of no use to you, but this miniature version of his offspring will be useful whenever you need a nicotine fix. A quick squeeze on his head and he will breathe fire on demand. Which means this particular ape is better off in your pocket than the wild, because only you can prevent forest fires.
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Even though Darwin did come up with the whole theory of evolution, even he was primordial ooze at one point. This play set illustrates that perfectly. We see his progression: ooze to ape to cro-magnon to caveman to bearded scientist. It all flows so smoothly I don’t see where all the controversy comes from.
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