Forget water or Gatorade, a true athlete knows that the best way to stay hydrated is to bring a bottle full of bacon squeezins, pickle brine or robot monkey banana juice to the gym. It gives you the energy you need to really achieve that slim and trim figure you always wanted (and all of that puking doesn’t hurt either). A gallery of these unique stainless steel bottles is available after the break.
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Three tastes that taste great together in one simple breakfast mix: pancakes, chocolate and bacon. No need to fry up bacon, cook chocolate chip cookies and make pancakes to enjoy all three, although if you are like me you would probably be fine with that as long as someone else was doing the work.
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Congrats to Dustin Snyder for winning our Mr. Bacon Board Game and Handerpants Contest from Archie McPhee. He assures me that a Mr. Bacon game night is in the works, which will undoubtedly be an awesome time. Good luck on your journey through Meatland dude.
Just a reminder that today is the last day to win the two stupidest products ever made—the Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants from Archie McPhee. Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have.
Who wouldn’t want a Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants? Correction—who wouldn’t want them if they were free? Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved between now and July 31st and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have to win.
Do you have what it takes to guide Mr. Bacon through the hazards of Meatland? Do you have the guts to wear underwear on your hands in public? If you answered yes to both these questions, Nerd Approved and Fashionably Geek are proud to be the first to offer you the unique opportunity to win Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game and Handerpants from Archie McPhee. All you need to do is tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved. The more times you tweet, the more chances you have to win. The last day to enter is Friday July 31st. Good luck!
I think the description on the box says it best:
Join Mr. Bacon on a mouth-watering mosey through Meatland! On your journey, you’ll have to navigate your way through the Mustard Marsh, cross the eerie expanse of Wiener Wasteland and sail on the Sausage Sea. If you make it past the deceptive detour of Vegan Alley and avoid getting grounded in Gristle Grotto, you might just make it to the Great Frying Pan at the end of the trail.
Truly, this is a fat-drenched adventure of a lifetime for bacon fans everywhere. Additional images are available after the break.
Just a quick reminder that today is the final day to enter and win a bacon belt and other ridiculous prizes from Archie McPhee. Head on over to Fashionably Geek for all the details.
Head on over to Fashionably Geek to find out how you can win this stylish bacon belt and other meat-flavored nonsense from our friends at Archie McPhee.

Cafepress is offering up a veritable buffet of wacky-skinned Flip Minos / Mino HD camcorders which, I can only assume, are intended to make it easier to capture smiling subjects on video. A few more completely absurd designs involving porn, Bigfoot and testicles are available after the break.





