Bacon Floss: Prevent Gingivitis With a Crispy Pork Flavor
Every dentist recommends flossing, but it seems that those warnings about gingivitis usually fall on deaf ears. Perhaps the taste of crispy fried bacon will get you back on the road to proper oral hygiene.
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Bacon vs. Tofu: A Fight to the Death
Mr. Bacon doesn’t like Monsieur Tofu’s uppity “healthier than thou” attitude, and Monsieur Tofu is offended by Mr. Bacon’s sloppy, greasy lifestyle. Unfortunately, their feud is about to boil over into violence thanks to this Bacon vs. Tofu action set. Each figure comes bendable arms and legs.
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Bacon Dome Metal Lunch Box
Bacon may be one of the best foods of all time, but do you really want to carry your lunch in a box that looks like a side of pork? If your answer is yes, the Bacon Dome Lunch Box is your ticket to happiness. No guarantee of your lunch being as tasty as bacon, [...]
What Would Bacon Do?
I can’t tell you how many times I have looked to the wisdom and guidance of bacon in an hour of need. Just one spin and all shall be revealed. And if that doesn’t work, you could always try asking zombies.
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Yea Bacon!
Support all that the pork industry does for you with this Bacon Pennant. Wave it proudly in the meat department of your local grocery store.
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