Designed to stick on the undercarriage of your laptop, these pink balls are the easiest and most sexually ambiguous way to keep your computer cool.
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Playing soccer will make you work up quite a sweat, and with sweat comes smelly feet. The best answer to fixing the problem comes from the activity that caused the problem. Throw a couple of these Football Shoe Fresheners into your shoes and fix that problem with relatively no work at all. When not deodorizing you can use them as miniature practice balls.
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Balls lip balm is here to give you the manly image you so desperately need… Unless it happens to be flavored like balls, then you have a whole new set of problems.
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There is no better visual cue that it is cold out than this brass monkey. Once the temperature gets to be frigid, about 23 degrees Fahrenheit, a piece of his anatomy drops off as illustrated in the picture above. This will bring life to the adage “cold enough to freeze the b…s off a brass monkey.” To reset him all you have to do is let him thaw out a bit and reattach his boys. This may be the only time you find emasculation amusing.
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When I was a kid, I couldn’t walk by one of those crappy grocery store vending machines without scoring a super bouncer ball. Although, mine never featured a plastic ninja inside. I must admit —I feel a little gipped.
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