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Lucedentro’s tile mosaic tub is covered with 1.7 x 1.7 cm photoluminescent tiles that absorb light during the day and glow blue at night. However it appears to be only a concept at this point, so if you want a tub that makes you look like a Na’vi when you bathe, you’ll have to keep looking.

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The idea of using a bathtub as an ashtray is not new news to the average smoker. But the addition of a cockroach who looks like he is about to get swatted makes it fun. Not exactly sure what this neo-Army hack is swatting it with, but he is obviously very serious about it.

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Bath Soccer Game

by Jeff Chenkus on June 27, 2009

in Toys

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With its suction cup attached goal and floating shooting area, this Bath Football Game will give you yet one more reason to spend hours in the tub. The goalkeeper is movable, so if you really want a challenge you will need to have a partner join you. Asking a cute girl to join you in the tub to play may not be the best pick up line ever but you only need one taker.

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Valentines Tip #1: Enhance the romance with a luxurious bubble bath together. Magic will be in the air as you and your lover feed each other pizza and bathe in IL gusto pizza-scented bubble bath. Also available in coffee, cappuccino, chocolate, chewing gum and Tuscan bread scents.

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If you are an exhibitionist that takes baths with a gun at arm’s reach, you may be interested to know that the Chinese are making transparent bulletproof bathtubs now. Actually, the manufacturer claims that it is bomb-proof as well, so you have some cover should WWIII ever erupt during sexy time in your bathroom.

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The sole of every shoe you wear gives you traction to get around in the world. So wouldn’t it seem appropriate for them to keep you from slipping in the bathtub as well? I think so, and this Sole Mat will do it’s best to keep you upright when cleansing yourself. This is all achieved without tracking mud in with them.

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Poor little ducks—taken out in the prime of life by plastic six pack rings. Needless to say, you would have to be pretty sick to let your kids play with this thing in the bathtub. Either that, or some militant PETA supporter that wants to teach your kids a hard and twisted lesson about littering. An oil slick version was also made (currently sold out). Other toys in the tub-tastrophies series are pictured after the break.

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Take one boobie bath plug, insert it into your drain, then kick back and relax as the boobies bounce hypnotically on the surface of the water. Pair with the boobie water gun and bathtime becomes partytime.

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The lowest fat burger you are going to find, and the only one that is going to leave you cleaner than before you got it. Includes lemon mustard seed body scrub, mango mayo body lotion and strawberry ketchup shower gel. Throw in a bacon loofah and you have yourself a deal.

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Dog Bath Plug

by Jeff Chenkus on August 27, 2007

in Household

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The Dog Bath Plug is a convenient way to get access to your bath plug without fishing down through the dirty bath water. And while dogs are pretty good swimmers, there is on need to worry about this dog having to tread water for extended periods. He has a nice lifesaving ring to keep him afloat.

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