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Maybe this product is trying a little too hard to appeal to everyone. It could be a cowboy and it could be the lone ranger, but then he has a Batman symbol on his chest. Who really cares? We’ll take all three, because all you have to do is remove his hat and turn the power on to get the flexible fan blades blowing. On a hot day you won’t care who the hell is blowing on you as long as you have a breeze.
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If you thought you were cool because you had some Ninja stars you broke out now and then, you have just never been introduced to the Bat Throwing Knife set. Becoming proficient with these will cement your status as the master of nerdiness comic book weapons.
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From Fashionably Geek: After an outburst like that, Christian Bale and I are done professionally. At least until Terminator comes out…and the next installment of the Batman franchise. Oh, it’s so hard to stay mad at you Bale!
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Look in your own heart and make the decision: who is tough enough to be a nutcracker? Is it the superhero Batman or is it one of his nemeses, Two Face or Joker. Which you choose says as much about them as it does about you.
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Your car may be a piece of shit, but with this Batmobile Tumbler antenna topper it will be…well, its still a piece of shit. But hey…Batman!
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You may think racing your Ferraris and Lamborghinis around is cool, but you stand no chance when racing against the new age Batmobile. There is no fire shooting out the back of this Batmobile a la Adam West’s version, but there is no question you will be the coolest racer when you show up with this one. I can’t imagine there is anyone that doesn’t find slot racing cool, especially with Batman involved.
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If left alone, the Batman: The Dark Knight Attack Bat with remain silent on his perch. However, there is a little button on the device that will wake him up—and that pisses him off. You can tell because his eyes glow and he makes “chittering” noises. Still, everything is cool. But if you press the second button on the perch, the attack bat releases himself and takes flight around the room. His thirst for blood is insatiable. You’ve been warned.
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From Fashionably Geek: I don’t know if “The Naked Nightmare” would make a good sequel to “The Dark Knight“—but it would certainly be interesting (and it definitely makes for an amusing t-shirt).
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As I am sure you have heard, The Dark Knight opens today. While it may technically be all about Batman, we all know that Heath Ledger’s Joker is going to steal the show. Speaking of stealing, you can use this Joker Poker set to take money from friends and strangers alike. While they are mesmerized by the 54 prop replica Joker cards, the second 54 card deck defaced by the Joker, the Joker-themed 100 piece chip set and the slick black aluminum carrying case, you can cheat to win.
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From Fashionably Geek: According to the product description the cape in the Batman Dark Knight Mega Cape and Cowl Set can be rapidly deployed to a 5-foot wingspan “with one touch.” It can also be easily retracted for missions where stealth (and negotiating a narrow doorway) is necessary. Additional image after the break.
