bats

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If you thought you were cool because you had some Ninja stars you broke out now and then, you have just never been introduced to the Bat Throwing Knife set. Becoming proficient with these will cement your status as the master of nerdiness comic book weapons.

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If left alone, the Batman: The Dark Knight Attack Bat with remain silent on his perch. However, there is a little button on the device that will wake him up—and that pisses him off. You can tell because his eyes glow and he makes “chittering” noises. Still, everything is cool. But if you press the second button on the perch, the attack bat releases himself and takes flight around the room. His thirst for blood is insatiable. You’ve been warned.

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Saving someone’s life with a tourniquet may be noble. But why do it with some generic bandage when you can give them a nice Funky Bat Tourniquet. When they are fully refreshed and their blood level is restored, they will appreciate it then.

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