
Remember that instant beach ball I posted the other day? Well, this 10-foot version is waaaaaaay on the other end of the spectrum. When deflated, it’s not going to fit in any portable can—unless you consider rolling an oil drum down the street “portable.” It’s also the kind of thing you are going to need an air compressor for. Hell, fill it up with helium and you might be able to get airborne.
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As the product page illustrates, the Instant Beach Ball is the cure for everything. It’s that awesome.
Meeting dragging on a bit too long? Instant Beach Ball! Awkward first date? Instant Beach Ball! Waiting in line at the grocery store? Instant Beach Ball! This colorful 12″ round, vinyl beach ball will turn any boring or uncomfortable situation into a rollicking funfest!
Cancer? Instant Beach Ball? Incarceration? Instant Beach Ball! Too few cats? Inst…er…actually this would be better for that problem.
Product Page ($7)

Everyone knows that pirates had a lot of treasure to bury, so it is safe to say that they know a thing or two about beaches. It’s a little known historical fact, but they would often use these excursions as an excuse to put on some flip flops, drink a daiquiri or two and toss around the old skull and crossbones beach ball.
Product Page ($2 for a pack of 3)