Old people sitting on this park bench had better by spry enough to hop off it before the spikes extend and tear through their delicate crotchal areas.
Designed by Fabian Brunsing, the Pay & Sit bench would charge weary customers half a Euro to sit unmolested for a set amount of time. As the end approaches, a warning will sound to alert the sitter that spikes will soon rise to violate them.
Can’t embed spikes in the grass Brunsing, so that’s where I would be sitting. I’ll take my chances with the ants.
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While it will be hard to stay on home keys with your butt cheeks, the Wolfgang Keyboard bench from designer Nolan Herbut (Her butt?) does cushion your ample hind quarters with pressable keys. It’s a non working concept of course, but I say version 2.0 should have a anus trackball.
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I wouldn’t worry about tainted pork with this pig bench given the fact that its other white meat is actually made of metal. However, your choices in home decor are quite alarming.
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