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Your typical paper clip holder just looks messy with all those paper clips sitting at random angles, but with the Sparrow’s Nest Paper Clip Holder, that jumbled mess looks just like the jumbled mess that is a bird’s nest. As a matter of fact, this bird base looks worse and worse as you get rid of the paper clips.
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Not since the Flying F*ck helicopter have we seen something take more of the “friendly” out of the friendly skies. This bird flips alright—but it’s the best way to get your point across (short of skywriting that is).
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You can try leaving little messages for a loved one to get yourself out of a jam. But for those times when you have badly screwed up, it will take something like one of these little Personalized Message Birds to do the trick. They will be so touched at how much effort you put into getting them the message they will forget what an ass you were.
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This would be a super cool baking dish even if that bird in the middle was totally non-functional. But, he actually serves a purpose. As you are cooking he lets the steam escape so that the crust and filling bake evenly. That is a much better description of this pie plate than the appearance that it is a bird sinking in quicksand. Ok, so maybe that is just me.
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If people want to get your attention at home they are going to have to brave the beak of the raven to reach the doorbell. While he doesn’t look particularly menacing, that doesn’t mean that stuffing your finger into a bird’s mouth is on your list of top ten things to do before you die.
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Looking like the end of a branch sticking out of your wall with a little bird sitting on each, these Sparrow Hooks look good even when not in use. When you do use them, each hook offers multiple points to hang things from. And these are birds that won’t wake you up with their chirping at dawn.
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The days of hanging laundry are quickly coming to an end, whether it is because of neighborhood rules or your own laziness. But as long as you have to do it, you may as well have a little fun with it. Using these Crow’s Pins it will look like you have a little flock of crows roosting on your clothesline. But what you really hope is that they will keep all other birds away who may not have the bladder control that these fellows do.
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This birdhouse will add some class to your backyard. Rather than some modern formed metal bird feeder you can hang a boot on a pole. And since birds don’t know the difference they will be more than happy to eat out of your shoe. If you aren’t sure whether this is quite classy enough for you then the sock hanging out the top of the boot should lay that worry to rest.
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