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butter_my_buttWhen you go to someone’s house and spot a greeting like this on their doormat, there are a few things about your impending visit that you can count on. For starters, If you go anywhere together, it will be in a pickup truck, and your companions will be a dog and a gun rack. 2. You won’t go the evening without hearing Patsy Cline at least once. 3. There will be a wagon wheel displayed somewhere on the premises. 4. Someone will be wearing a bolo tie. If that stuff doesn’t get you off, then you can always take solace in the fact that the food will most likely be excellent.

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Throw these biscuits on a plate and see who picks one up. They may immediately notice a distinct smoke smell. That is because these are really portable ashtrays conveniently disguised as yummy treats. Extreme care should be taken if using these during a night of partying. If you have ever taken a swig of a beer that was used as an ashtray you know how bad it can be.

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