bugs

belly-bug-candy

You can tell by the look on this guys face that he has something nasty in his stomach. Your job is to use the tweezers to remove the offending bugs. You may not care whether this guy feels better or not, but you will as you eat each of the gummy bugs that you remove.

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bug-pan

This Backyard Bugs Pan is perfect for making little treats when you are having a few guests over. It would be even better to make little cakes to send into school with your kid. No matter how tasty they may be, making others eat bugs is just a fun thing to do.

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Do your best impression of Pete Townshend at the end of a Who concert and kill flies at the same time with this Guitar Fly Swatter. That really makes me wonder if that is what his aggression was directed at in the first place. Could his antics have simply been attempts at killing a slew of insects onstage?

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You don’t see many bug zappers around these days, but there was always something satisfying about the sound that it produced when frying annoying insects. The Green Talking Bug Zapper amplifies that satisfaction by adding one of 15 phrases including “that’s gonna leave a mark,” and “goodbye cruel world!” when the bugs come in contact with the grid.

Unfortunately, the audio clip available on the product website leads me to believe that this thing may actually be more annoying than the bugs themselves.

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delete_fly_swatter

This is definitely one of the most amusing products I have seen from Fred in recent memory. A fly swatter shaped like a delete button and the “there is no ESC for flies” tagline is hilarious.

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