
Have you ever thought about turning your bathroom into a home office? I don’t know about you, but I do some of my best thinking in the bathroom. Productivity would skyrocket (in more ways than one). For those times when you feel like lounging on the office couch (aka the bathtub) this rubber duck desk calendar will help keep your schedule organized.
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Celebrate every month with a fresh steaming pile of dog excrement. Does it get any better than this? Not that I have seen yet. Enjoy exotic locales with a little bit of local flavor.
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Harking back to the days of landlines, the Spongebob Corded Flip Phone is for those who have not fully moved into the world of cell phones. When hung up, he looks like a small Spongebob statue. When you flip him open he is ready for business. Ready for business with his brains being exposed, that is. I guess you can’t expect much different of anyone when you peel their face back.
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Start each month of right with 12 doses of sexy buttcrack. Who can resist “the plumber,” “the cable guy,” and “the fat guy at the pool?”
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