Monthly Doos

Celebrate every month with a fresh steaming pile of dog excrement. Does it get any better than this? Not that I have seen yet. Enjoy exotic locales with a little bit of local flavor.
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Spongebob Squarepants Corded Flip Phone

Harking back to the days of landlines, the Spongebob Corded Flip Phone is for those who have not fully moved into the world of cell phones. When hung up, he looks like a small Spongebob statue. When you flip him open he is ready for business. Ready for business with his brains being exposed, that [...]

Your Daily Dose Of Buttcrack

Start each month of right with 12 doses of sexy buttcrack. Who can resist “the plumber,” “the cable guy,” and “the fat guy at the pool?”
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