Just because you hate fruit doesn’t mean you can’t find a suitable place for it in your home. You can always impale it with this candle holder and watch it rot away by candlelight while you eat Ding Dongs and Ho-Hos. Then at the very end you can finish it off by yelling “And take your friggin’ vitamins with you!”
Product Page: ($24, currently on sale for $21.60)
This 9″ “distorted gourd” candle holder will cast the eerie glow of two different jack o’ lantern faces which appear to be frozen in mid-suck as if they’re being pulled up by some unseen force. However that will probably pale in comparison to the terror of trying to get a lit candle inside one of these.
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Birthday coming up? Light Bites offer a fork/candle holder combo which allows instant cake access without having to search for silverware, saving you those precious seconds between when the blowing ends and the eating begins (there’s my innuendo for the day). However, there’s still the obligatory waiting period while the candles burn and people sing and take pictures, which will no doubt result in you having to eat waxy cake with a hot, waxy utensil… Delish!
Product Page: (£8, or about $13.50)
Where is it you always see a group of people hanging around a 55 gallon oil barrel with a fire inside of it? It is when there is a group of homeless people in an alley in the middle of a city. So this Porcelain Barrel Candle Holder is really urban chic. Just be sure you have some ratty clothes on and a scraggly beard growing if you want the full effect.
Product Page ($23)
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