Thankfully, there isn’t a new ear wax-flavored Jolly Rancher and Hershey’s Kisses line—these candy earbuds are only for listening to your MP3 player.
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When they call these liquorice whips, they mean whip in a very real way. Take a couple whacks at your favorite S&M partner with one of these then sit back and enjoy the tasty liquorice flavor. If bondage is more your thing, then check out the gummy handcuffs after the break. Either of these candy sex-game toys will leave you with the best aftertaste you have ever had.
This digital candy gum features fruity DVD, digital camera, portable gaming and keyboard/mouse flavors. My guess is that the ingredients and nutrition facts probably aren’t much different than the actual gadgets.
Admit it, you have snuck a bite of your dog’s Beggin’ Strips just to see if it tasted like real bacon. Yeah, dogs may not know the difference—but dogs are stupid. Kooky Chew provides all of the fun of eating like a dog with a taste palatable for humans. In fact, the whole thing is made out of candy. Just make sure to get to it before your real dog does. Mark your territory and remember—you are the pack leader.
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It’s not ergonomic and it will probably tempt you into visiting the office vending machine more throughout the day—but what chocoholic can resist the Chocomouse?
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What better way to pick out bits of funnel cake and fried Snickers bars from between your teeth than a set of cotton candy flavored toothpicks? It’s the reason carnies have such a white tooth.
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These individually wrapped boobs come in three fruity flavors. Plus the tin is advertised as reusable—which is great because you just don’t throw away something this hilarious. An additional image is available after the break.
We all know what happens if you eat too many burgers. Roll the dice with diabetes and tooth decay by eating a 1/4-pound burger made entirely out of marshmallow instead.
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Even if it looks like a horse’s ass, a candy jar that offers junk food from five glass containers will still be the most attractive thing in your kitchen. Throw in the “Price is Right” game show spinning feature and your defenses are useless.
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Getting yourself some sour candies in a PSP shaped box is a pretty neat little idea. You just need to be careful where you leave these things. You don’t want some criminal breaking your car window thinking that your box of candy is actually a PSP. That would make it a very expensive box of candy.
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