10 Bizarre Halloween Candies You Can Actually Play With
Halloween is as much about candy as it is about costumes. At the end of the night you toss out the Good n’ Plenty and the apples stuffed with razor blades and gorge yourself on the best of your sugary bounty (haha…diabetes). Too bad no one in my neighborhood was giving away one of the [...]
M&M Plush Screen Cleaners: These Celebs Are Not Above a Little Dirty Work
You see the M&M characters everywhere nowadays. They are on TV commercials, supermarket products and even placemats. But their celebrity hasn’t made them lose touch with the common man. They will get out there and clean the fingerprints / dust off of your monitor with ” their smooth chamois bellies.” It’s hard work, but it [...]
M&M’s Placemats Make For a Fine Dining Experience
Have someone special coming over for dinner this weekend? Remember that presentation is key. So after you have slaved over a hot microwave preparing a classy lean cuisine meal, go the extra mile and impress her with these M&M’s vinyl placemats. Cap that fine meal off with a bottle of Thunderbird, and it is smooth [...]
Einstein Energy Bar is Chocolaty Brain Food
Apparently, E = mc² actually referrers to energy equals milk chocolate squared.
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How Much Crap Can You Stuff Into the Center of a Tootsie Pop?
I’m not sure how much crap you can stuff into the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop, but with this porcelain hinged box (and Mr. Owl perhaps) you can find out.
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Bubble Roll Message Maker
There is nothing like a gift that is as beneficial to the giver as it is to the recipient. That is because although it may be super cool being able to type out messages onto bubble gum, it is even cooler receiving a message that you can chew and blow bubbles with. So give it [...]
Bow and Mallow for Campfire Marshmallow Marksmen
With your mighty “Bow and Mallow” you can strike down your enemies with delicious, fluffy marshmallow treats. It may not be a conventional weapon, but diabetes is serious business my friend.
Features a marshmallow magazine for rapid fire fun and a range of up to 30 feet.
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Marshmallow Pop
All the taste of camping without the discomfort. It even includes a stick like handle as if you roasted it over the campfire. Cooking food with sticks and relieving yourself behind a tree may be pluses, but mosquitoes and the lack of wireless internet certainly reduce the fun. Wireless WAN can fix one problem, but [...]
Gummy Mustaches: Magnum’s Stache Doesn’t Taste Like Sarsaparilla
Do you feel inadequate because your are incapable of giving an adequate mustache ride like Burt Reynolds or Magnum PI? Well these gummy mustaches have something neither of those dudes had—an old-timey sarsaparilla flavor. Wait, maybe they do have an old-timey flavor—especially Burt. His mustache probably tastes like Moxie or mothballs.
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My Candy Assures Me That I’m Not a Douche
You know, I was kind of feeling like a big douche until my peppermint candy told me otherwise. Stay confident—and minty fresh.
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