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Anyone with a gut knows that the remote control is the gatekeeper to weight gain and mindless entertainment. But there was one important factor that, until now, was left out of the lazy equation… a built in bottle opener. That’s where this “Clicker” universal remote comes in. In addition to the bottle opener, it will also control up to 9 components, including TV, Cable, VCR, Satellite, as well as DVD and CD players. Now the only looming threat of exercise will be if the clicker goes missing… God forbid.
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Putting these Hershey’s Kiss-shaped CD holders on your desk gives you a stand to keep your CD’s from getting scratched. They are also likely to be snatched up by every chocolate fiend in your office.
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You are guy…you are. Yeah, the flannel, ripped jeans and Nirvana shirt is a good look for you. But, no matter how hard you try, it’s not going to be the ’90s again. Messages can be written on the mirror with dry erase markers—so you don’t forget to “rock on” each morning.
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If you’re a fan of the classic rock band T-Rex, we’ve found a special place for you to store their albums.
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Unless these two guy’s arms get tired, your CD’s will be well cared for. You can slide the rubber men for a tight fit so that your CD’s can be moved around without making a mess and their rubber feet will keep your tables from getting scratched. You could go with the typical wire or wood CD racks, but there is no fun in that.
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