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Obviously, it’s a good idea to plug up exposed outlets when you have a child in the house—but it’s probably not a good idea to get plug covers with a shape might draw their attention. It’s only a matter of time before the little guy wants to play with (and possibly lick) the dog, cat, sheep or elephant.
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If you want to ensure that your daughter follows a path that starts at spoiled little shit and moves on to egomaniacal bitch who’s totally out of touch with reality, then a good starting point would be getting her this bed which resembles Cinderella’s coach and happens to cost as much as a luxury car. It’ll come in handy later when she uses it to mow down anyone who stands in her way or accuses her of having ever ripped a fart that didn’t delight the senses and turn the air into solid gold.
Product Page: (Starts at $47,000)
People have used the Yellow Pages as booster seats for years. If, like me, you get about 8 of these a year, it is a never ending supply.
Instead of using those free copies, why not buy one? You may think it is a bit silly, but your kid will appreciate the foam, butt-formed version much better.
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Rocking horses are for wimps. That little kid will have a little more machismo imprinted on his brain with this Harley Davidson Softail Rocker. Beside that, who wants to sit on a wooden horse when you can have a nice padded seat on this Harley?
Product Page ($142.99)
