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Three tastes that taste great together in one simple breakfast mix: pancakes, chocolate and bacon. No need to fry up bacon, cook chocolate chip cookies and make pancakes to enjoy all three, although if you are like me you would probably be fine with that as long as someone else was doing the work.
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This Chocolate Cigarette Case will provide crush protection for you cigarettes as well as hide your nasty smoking habit from those who disapprove. It also offers a sweet chocolate scent. I have no idea why I would want to sniff anything that just came out of somebody’s pocket, I guess every additional feature you can add to a product is another potential sale.
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If you’re someone who doesn’t like to waste time with things like charm, manners or respect on a date, you may want to cut through the BS by dispensing with regular chocolates and instead getting your woman an edible sex act that will discreetly tell her: “I expect to get laid for this”. Chances are you’ll get rejected, but the real question is: will she slap you in the face or kick you in the crotch? Hmmm…It’s probably best to wear a cup.
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It’s not ergonomic and it will probably tempt you into visiting the office vending machine more throughout the day—but what chocoholic can resist the Chocomouse?
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Probably not ideal if you are on any type of a diet, these Chocolate Coasters will make your mouth water every time you reach for your drink. You can even put a hot beverage on here without any worry of the chocolate melting.
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Biting the bullet has never been so tasty. Instead of some nasty metallic taste these will give you chocolaty goodness. Each box is a miniature model of a real ammunition case that can be used for all sorts of purposes even when all those chocolate bullets are spent. Twenty rounds of 50 caliber bullets in each box.
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This Marital Bliss Chocolate Bar should keep all parties happy. The man can say he got 50%, but the woman knows the real deal. And as long as he is happy with what he sees as 50% then the marriage will continue to be happy. That is in his best interest otherwise he will get that same 50% as shown above.
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I like pizza. I like chocolate. So I guess I should love a chocolate pizza. Peanut butter flavored crust, red chocolate sauce and white chocolate cheese. Sounds pretty good, but add some of the variety of toppings to complete it. Available by the slice or a full pie.
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