chopin

chopin-bored

He may be a maestro with creating a musical number, but working as a prep chef just does nothing to excite poor Chopin. I can understand his boredom with what he sees as a menial task, but it also points out his lack of planning to hire someone else to do it for him. The predicament he finds himself in is totally his fault, the fact that his name plus his mood are perfectly suited puns for a cutting board is just a bad coincidence.

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I have no idea what Chopin knew about cooking, but I do know that his name is just far too close to the word “chopping” not to be taken advantage of. Since the whole cutting board has sheet music on it you may as well time your chopping to the song. Unfortunately, now you need to learn how to read sheet music as well as how to cook.

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