claw

crab-claw-butter-warmer

Apparently it isn’t enough of an insult to crustaceans to eat them for dinner, now you have to use a likeness of a crab to hold the melted butter. If seafood dipped in butter weren’t so damn tasty it might be considered a little over the top.

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lobster-staple-remover

This staple remover makes use of the strength of a lobster claw to make your life easier. Lucky for you, this claw is less than the cost of a single pound of lobster. Even luckier, it won’t smell up your entire house like cooking the crustacean does.

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