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From Conan’s twitter page:

Hey Internet: I’m headed to your town on a half-assed comedy & music tour. Go to http://TeamCoco.com for tix. I repeat: It’s half-assed.

Dubbed The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour, Conan plans on hitting 30 cities between April 12th and June 14th. What can you expect? According to the website: “a night of music, comedy, hugging and the occasional awkward silence.” Hit the jump for the list of tour dates.

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If you want to know what Conan O’ Brien’s face looked like when he learned he was getting a $45 million payday for doing nothing, here it is sculpted out of fine polymer clay and attached to the guts of a wind-up toy. “Robo Coco” joins the trio of freak machines being sold on Etsy which include the Bill Nighy “Billgoblin” and the Dennis Hopper “Hopper” pictured after the break, along with additional photos and videos of the horrifying atrocities in action.

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