Break Glass In Case of a Sexual Emergency
You never know when your lame come-ons might actually impress some extremely drunk woman in a bar, which is why this Emergency Fire Alarm Condom Holder can give you peace of mind. Just break the “PRESS HERE” plastic plate when an emergency strikes. Reinstallation of the plate is easy too—just in case a miracle occurs [...]
Condom Magnet Reminds You to Wrap It Up
Place this condom magnet on a fridge fully stocked with beer as a little reminder to wrap it up as you grow increasingly inebriated. After all, we don’t want a repeat of what happened with that drifter you met at the docks now do we?
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Bedside Condom Selection Box
Just a little late to get this for Valentine’s Day, but her birthday must be coming up. If you are tired of giving her boxes of chocolate, how about a box of Flavored Condoms? The box is similar in shape to chocolates but I am sure she will be just so excited when she finds [...]
