When it comes to portable games, you have probably moved on to the ultra-thin smartphone, which provides more stimulation than those bulky cartridge loaders used to.
But there is something to be said for the work of graphic artist Ben Marsh. His Game Boy condom system combines several different styles in one. If you are man enough, try on a Donkey Shlong. The Long End of Zelda is ribbed for her pleasure and the classic Dong will really heat things up in the bedroom.
Dropped by some of his biggest sponsors, Tiger Woods has stooped to endorsing condoms. Of course, Tiger really isn’t credible as a condom spokesman since he rarely ever uses them himself. Zing!
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I’ve got to hand it to the person that makes these condom pillows by hand—the attention to detail is extraordinary. Not only does it look like a condom wrapper on the outside, the inside features a “happy condom” hand-printed pattern and two pockets—one as a storage area for actual condoms, and the other for an oversized fabric novelty condom. Maybe, in time, she will consider a ribbed version for massaging my back. Hit the jump for a gallery of images.
Remember those rear window signs for cars that read “Baby on Board?” What about those people who love having sex in the car, but would rather not make a baby while on board? That’s where these special car signs come in. Each features a hidden condom compartment that keeps you prepared for any adventures in the back seat.
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From Fashionably Geek: If their relationship is going to go to the next level, King Kong must take all the necessary precautions. Lube is going to be important too. Loooots of lube.
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“MyFace Condoms” are FDA approved, lubricated condoms which are customizable to include your name, picture, special message or anything else you choose. But apparently the custom images only appear on the condom wrapper. It would be funnier if the images were printed directly on the condom so you could experience two adventures at once. Imagine sporting a fedora and bullwhip, climbing onboard the sub and sending yourself spelunking into the abyss to find the legendary g-spot. With a wrapper all you get to be is a barrier to your own pleasure.
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You never know when your lame come-ons might actually impress some extremely drunk woman in a bar, which is why this Emergency Fire Alarm Condom Holder can give you peace of mind. Just break the “PRESS HERE” plastic plate when an emergency strikes. Reinstallation of the plate is easy too—just in case a miracle occurs and you get lucky twice.
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Place this condom magnet on a fridge fully stocked with beer as a little reminder to wrap it up as you grow increasingly inebriated. After all, we don’t want a repeat of what happened with that drifter you met at the docks now do we?
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Just a little late to get this for Valentine’s Day, but her birthday must be coming up. If you are tired of giving her boxes of chocolate, how about a box of Flavored Condoms? The box is similar in shape to chocolates but I am sure she will be just so excited when she finds out what the box actually contains. This could be a boon for your late night activities, or a killer if you have misjudged what her reaction would be.
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