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A dry bird will ruin Thanksgiving. Your mother in law will make some sort of crack about your cooking skills, you’ve had a few so you call her a bitch, and it’s all fists, hair pulling and tears from there on out. One turkey-shaped turkey baster could have avoided everything.
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This is what happens when kitchen utensils spend too much time near the microwave.
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Steady Eddie puts his life on the line every time he rides across the molten cheese abyss on his bladed unicycle of doom.
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It’s hard to tell from the image, but this cookie cutter set includes car and motorcycle templates that fit snugly into the straight and curved track cutters. The more you bake, the bigger and badder your cookie racing circuit can be.
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You may have given up on your dreams of being a rock star to start a family in the burbs, but that doesn’t mean you have to eliminate music from your life entirely. Even when you are grilling in the backyard, you can still rock out with this guitar-shaped cutting board. It even has channels on the side to channel all the blood an gristle away from the meat.
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Just about every cooking appliance you can find in a kitchen these days has been modified to plug into a cigarette lighter for portability. Of these cooking gadgets, this crock pot has to be one of the most amusing. It says “yeah, I want to be able to make food while driving, but I’m willing to wait to let the flavors really sink in.” Now that takes dedication.
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Ever since we first laid eyes on the circular saw pizza slicer by Fred&Friends, we were anxiously awaiting the day that we could cut a swath through cheese and crust and emerge a more masculine man. Unfortunately, Fred has run into a little snag—the original title “Pizza Pro 3000″ has already been claimed. So, we need your help to come up with a new title—a better title to get the production line rolling.
Submit your title idea to contests@nerdapproved.com with “Fred’s Contest” in the subject line. If your idea is chosen, you will win a treasure trove of goodies from the Fred&Friends lineup. Time is of the essence though—the last day to enter is Friday, February 13th.
Unfortunately for salad lovers, the phrase “tossing the salad” has been completely taken over by immature people making prison jokes (“teabag” isn’t far behind). It looks like we will have to stick with “fixing the salad” from here on out—and the salad wrench is the perfect tool for the job.
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