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Little known fact about unicorns: their ancestors were enslaved to harvest corn fields, which is why they are called uniCORNS. Since then, the species has developed an extreme hatred for all things corn. In fact, whenever they see corn on the cob they instinctively impale it.

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Yeah, “elegant” would be the word I’d use to describe that roast chicken cellphone charm. Add a side of corn on the cob (pictured after the break) and “delicious” would be another.

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Personally, I think squirrels will eat pretty much anything you leave outdoors, whether you want them to or not. But if you want your yard to look more like a farm than the suburban hovel that it is, then get a bunch of these squirrel feeders. Each stalk gives you room to attach four corn cobs that the squirrels can then feed on. At least you won’t need a harvester to clean these up at the end of the year.

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