couch potato

Actually, if she wouldn’t let me have the Kinekt ring, I’m sure as hell not getting this.

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couch-potato-fitness-man

I think the makers of this product have come up with what I would call a straw man argument. Is it really necessary to make the couch potato plush look like a mass murderer while the fitness buff plush retains her blonde cuteness? There is no reason the potato could not be a better human being than the fitness buff.

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