Let’s fact it – when kids aren’t dragging them around, dolls are creepy as hell. That being said, Chucky, Talky Tina and every ventriloquist dummy on earth probably came from this abandoned doll factory in Spain.
Check out some pics after the break.
Halloween comes just once a year, but there are manufacturers out there that are creeping us out with technology every single day. Be warned: the following list of contraptions will haunt you. Before you know it, you’re wearing a tinfoil hat and giving your toaster the stink eye.
Just when you thought Japan couldn’t possibly get any weirder, they go and create the Dokkiri (Kid’s) Hand Case for iPhone 4. Even the product page, Strapya World, thinks this thing is crazy—that’s like Bill Gates calling someone a nerd.
Why would you want a hand on your iPhone 4, right? Well, believe it or not, this Hand iPhone 4 case could actually come in “handy”. As shown on the picture on the right, you could hold hands with your iPhone to make sure you don’t drop it. Or if you are feeling really lonely, this case may reach out to you and give you company. Okay, I am done. This case is crazy. This case is creepy. And for some people, this case is absolutely awesome.
I am firmly in the “creepy” category on this one, but if you long to shake hands with your iPhone, the case will ship in August. Pre-orders are already underway.
Product Page ($64 via Dangerous Minds)
Plug in one of these 11.5-inch Dancing Pet Speakers (MiPet) into an audio source like the iPhone and you will unleash horrors that must be seen to be believed.
And what will be the soundtrack to Armageddon? ABBA—naturally. Check out the video after the break.
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We’ve featured scary shower curtains in the past, but this version is far, far creeper. It kind of defeats the purpose of having a bathroom when you always crap your pants before you actually reach the toilet.
Product Page ($28)
Nothing like having a disembodied baby doll’s head as a decoration in your house. Even better is that it is also a votive holder so that creepy doll head can now have glowing eyes.
Product Page ($18)
These Creepy Creature Glass Markers will be a perfect way for all your guests to keep track of their drinks at this year’s Halloween party. Each little monster is both a different creature and a different color than all the others. Each creature has a suction cup on it to stick fast to whatever type of glass is appropriate to the guest’s beverage of choice. With one month until Halloween, it is time to start stocking up on the accessories that will make your party the one everyone remembers.
Product Page ($14.95 AU, about $13 for set of 13)
Halloween is creeping up on us fast. Speaking of creepy, this possessed baby would be the perfect addition to your holiday decor—if you can stand to be in the same room as it that is. When set off by motion, the doll’s head will spin, the eyes will light up and it will make crazy noises.
Product Page ($76 / Pre-Order)
Sweet baby Jeebus, someone spray some holy water on this thing. Sh*t. It may be only 1.3 megapixels, but my guess is that this unholy webcam is using every last one of them to peer into your soul.
Product Page ($15)
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