These Creepy Creature Glass Markers will be a perfect way for all your guests to keep track of their drinks at this year’s Halloween party. Each little monster is both a different creature and a different color than all the others. Each creature has a suction cup on it to stick fast to whatever type of glass is appropriate to the guest’s beverage of choice. With one month until Halloween, it is time to start stocking up on the accessories that will make your party the one everyone remembers.
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Halloween is creeping up on us fast. Speaking of creepy, this possessed baby would be the perfect addition to your holiday decor—if you can stand to be in the same room as it that is. When set off by motion, the doll’s head will spin, the eyes will light up and it will make crazy noises.
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Sweet baby Jeebus, someone spray some holy water on this thing. Sh*t. It may be only 1.3 megapixels, but my guess is that this unholy webcam is using every last one of them to peer into your soul.
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My guess is that these ceramic heads on pillows are intended as some mystical way to achieve pleasant dreams, but their creepiness suggests that placing them in your bedroom would most likely result in nightmares.
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Rather than live a life of shame as a lowly garden gnome, this proud little elf was forced to commit “hara-kiri,” or ritualistic suicide. And he did it with a smile on his face.
Sad.
Creepy.
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Like “The Birds” Barbie doll before it, this Exorcist Regan Spider Walk action figure celebrates a classic scene from one of the most influential horror movies of all time. Relive it again and again on your desktop, mantle, etc. Now that’s what I call well-adjusted!
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When two tea lights in the center of the Mathmos candle are lit, the heat energy produced by the flame rises to the top and spins small, angled blades. The blades are connected to a series of skeletal horsemen cutouts that move without being touched—creeping out all who gaze upon it.
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This two-headed freak baby is hideous but you can’t look away! Good luck getting to sleep tonight.
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When the cat soap is removed from the included plastic bag, it will start to grow “fur” over the course of several days —fur that can reach lengths of up to 10mm. The unscented soap can actually be used to clean up, but that would destroy the hair you have waited so patiently to materialize (and we can’t have that). If you do decide to use it, a small plastic mouse hidden inside the soap will be your reward.
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Even I have to pat myself on the back when I find a gem like this. The Crapper is everything Nerd Approved is about —novelty, electronics, humor, and poop. Using the included controller, you can command the skeleton to motion both arms and blurt out a message of your choice through his chattering jaws. Plus, the toilet is made of real ceramic filled with realistic looking shit for that special added touch.
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