Shamed, Your Garden Gnome Commits Hara-Kiri
Rather than live a life of shame as a lowly garden gnome, this proud little elf was forced to commit “hara-kiri,” or ritualistic suicide. And he did it with a smile on his face.
Sad.
Creepy.
Product Page (£17 or $31)
The Exorcist Spider Walk Action Figure Captures Creepiness For Posterity
Like “The Birds” Barbie doll before it, this Exorcist Regan Spider Walk action figure celebrates a classic scene from one of the most influential horror movies of all time. Relive it again and again on your desktop, mantle, etc. Now that’s what I call well-adjusted!
Product Page ($16.99—set to arrive by the end of June)
Mathmos Revolution: The Dead Rise From the Grave to Haunt Your Candle Holder
When two tea lights in the center of the Mathmos candle are lit, the heat energy produced by the flame rises to the top and spins small, angled blades. The blades are connected to a series of skeletal horsemen cutouts that move without being touched—creeping out all who gaze upon it.
Product Page ($76—in stock starting [...]
The World’s Most Hideous Doll Lives Up To It’s Name
This two-headed freak baby is hideous but you can’t look away! Good luck getting to sleep tonight.
Product Page ($19.99)
Fur Growing Cat Soap Gets You Creepy Clean
When the cat soap is removed from the included plastic bag, it will start to grow “fur” over the course of several days —fur that can reach lengths of up to 10mm. The unscented soap can actually be used to clean up, but that would destroy the hair you have waited so patiently to [...]
The Crapper: Most Disturbing Halloween Prop Ever
Even I have to pat myself on the back when I find a gem like this. The Crapper is everything Nerd Approved is about —novelty, electronics, humor, and poop. Using the included controller, you can command the skeleton to motion both arms and blurt out a message of your choice through his chattering jaws. [...]
Skeleton Seesaw Brightens Up Your Office
Some people have pictures of their families or a perpetual motion toy on their office desk —but not you. Oh no… a freak like you gets off on something far more weird and macabre. Take this Skeleton’s Seesaw for example. Perfect for Halloween, creepy for any other time of the year.
Product Page ($34.95)
The Magnificent Maggot
If you are familiar with the Doctor Shiver’s Carnival of Terror series of books, you may have come across the Magnificent Maggot before. But you may not have known that he has always longed for a career in showbiz. This little maggot will wriggle along the floor, light up, and sing “Born to Be [...]
Halloween Electric Chair is Shocking In More Ways Than One
Shocking reason #1. The Jolt electric chair prop just looks creepy. Lots of attention to detail.
Shocking reason #2. Flip a switch and you will hear and electrical wind up followed by an intense thrashing by the victim. In fact, the thrashing is so violent that you will have to chain or bolt the chair [...]
Corridor of Mechanical Corpses: Got About $12,000 Lying Around?
If you want to take Halloween to the max this year, and I do mean the MAX, consider picking up the Corridor of Corpses Deluxe Pneumatic Pkg. Here’s what you get (from the website):
“Corridor of Corpses MotorizedCorridor of Corpses Deluxe Pneumatic pkg An unbelievable combination of scenic detail, animated and motorized characters in one [...]
