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Well, Bust a Move was a whole other song, but still—professional game animator James Benson’s work is all the evidence we need that Team Fortress 2 needs a dance combo.

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dancing-salt-and-pepper-shakers

These salt and pepper shakers have bottoms which are slightly heavier than their tops, allowing for unique moving abilities, or “dancing”. However, without a video on hand, it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what that dancing looks like. So, going strictly by the hand positions, I’ll guess that they move like they’re either drunk, doing the jiggling belly fat dance or walking a tightrope during an earthquake. Swish!

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climb-mirror

These mirrors are available in three versions: find, dance and climb. But how about making them more exciting by naming them after what else they look like, or even for prospective interests or jobs? For the climb mirror pictured above, I’d go with the future marine/future mountain climber mirror, unless he’s standing on the ground with that pose, then it would be the future mime mirror, or the “don’t shoot” mirror, or the “I screwed up, run like hell” mirror. Find has gotta be the future plumber mirror, and dance looks more like the future Godzilla fan; just picture a little city under his feet and a line of fire coming out of his mouth. The remaining two are pictured after the break.

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