dental floss

breakfast-floss

Under most circumstances, eating generous amounts of bacon waffles and coffee will result in two possible outcomes: tooth decay and/or heart attacks. Breakfast floss provides a solution to these problems while attempting to curb your cravings in a pseudo-tasty synthetic way. Eh…on second thought, this might be a great way to finish off a breakfast of bacon, waffles and coffee.

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cupcake-dental-floss

It’s a dream come true—cupcake-flavored dental floss. Who knew you could actually have cupcakes that prevent cavities? If they taste anything like their minty counterparts, you should be in for a treat (and I’m damn sure they taste better than the bacon version).

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