You aren’t bitter about that lowlife ex you used to fate. You even still have a picture of them in a nice frame. It may not seem quite as friendly a breakup when that photo frame is a miniature devil and the frame comes complete with a dart gun to shoot projectiles at it. You have to admit it is better than the .45 you originally had in mind.
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A devil lava lamp seems like such a natural combination I am surprised it is not the norm rather than the conical ones we usually see. The flame-like top of his head comes alive with the melted wax. I am sure it is all the evil in his mind that is melting the wax at the base, it takes a lot of effort to cause the mayhem that he is blamed for.
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Do you really need any reason to wear this other than just for the pure thrill of it? The thought of getting to wear this in the shower would be enough to get me out of bed in the morning. And I know that I would have a line of potential shower mates just dying to join me and my cap.
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Dress up and have a little inside joke with those in the know with these cuff-links. People hardly notice cuff-links at all, and what are the odds that they will see both? This way you can wear your Horny Devil on your sleeves and, other than yourself and a couple other confidants, no one will know. A little less obvious than the Spam Hat.
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