As if you needed another reminder that you are getting fat, this toilet paper from Japan not only features measuring tape in centimeters for doing gut checks, it also features suggestions for exercises that you can do while sitting on the pot. Even if you are not into diet and exercise, you can show your displeasure loud and clear one wipe at a time.
If you’re a dieting sadist who likes to torture yourself with images of tempting food while you simultaneously learn that all your dieting and sacrifice actually bought you some weight, say hello to these “art de toilette” bathroom scales. You can mock yourself by standing on the “stuffed again” model which features a plate which has been scraped clean, or you can play dumb with the “ignorance is bliss” scale. Either way, this will still be the most hated piece of technology in your house.
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Chances are you are either on a diet, considering going on a diet or in denial about how fat you really are. This diet piggy employs the time-honored method of shame to reverse that ever expanding waistline. Just place him in the fridge and whenever you open the door it will grunt—reminding you lay off the fatty foods.
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