What would Voldemort look like as a newborn? The answer is a hell of a lot scarier than he does as an adult.
Artist Tracy Ann Lister has created super-realistic dolls of Harry Potter characters as newborns, and some of them will haunt your dreams forever. See what I mean after the break.
Back in early 2010, Jason Labowitz leaned this doll around my cubicle wall and made her talk. At which point, I freaked the heck out and he laughed.
Since that day, I’ve been dying (not the word I need to use around this doll) to be able to say the Entertainment Earth Exclusive The Twilight Zone Talky Tina Doll Replica is available for order.
DeviantART user Smapte has crafted some adorable crochet dolls based on some of our favorite geeky shows. Firefly group 1 is pictured above, but Firefly group 2, Star Trek TNG and LOST dolls are available after the break.
The nesting doll pictured after the break is definitely a robot, but what is the deal with the “Fang” version pictured above? With a little white paint they could easily become werewolf smurfs.
Why would you want a creepy doll that’s “haunted” by a 15-year old prostitute from 1769? Supposedly, it makes lewd comments, strikes provocative poses, often reeks of cheap whiskey and sex and tries to stick things in your holes while you sleep. In other words, it’s everything you have ever wanted.
Therefore, it’s not surprising to find that this version appears to have sold. However, the eBay seller does have other dolls with sick and twisted backstories up for bids if you are interested.
Product Page (via Regretsy)
Some plush toys are cute and cuddly, like the recent World of Warcraft plush pets, but others are just plain disturbing. As a parent, the following toys might be cause for concern.
Now you can cuddle up with the same doll seen dangling from the hand of a Little Sister in the first BioShock 2 teaser trailer. It was made from discarded items found in Rapture, so make sure to update your tetanus shots.
This 12-inch tall Alice In Wonderland Mad Hatter figure is insanely detailed, insanely dressed and insanely expensive at $200.
Product Page ($200/Pre-Order for April 2010)
This two-headed freak baby is hideous but you can’t look away! Good luck getting to sleep tonight.
Product Page ($19.99)
Russian nesting dolls are an amusing collectors item. You may as well take it up a notch with the Stripping Matryoshka. Each level you go down is like taking one piece of clothing off the woman at the same time. The only thing I don’t quite get is that the smallest doll has the least clothing. That just doesn’t seem quite right.
Product Page ($76.21)
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