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da-bomb-candles

If your birthday boy or girl needs a little incentive to put some effort into blowing out the candles on their cake, these candles should give them plenty. Sticks of dynamite and little bombs can only be left to burn for so long before something bad could happen. There won’t be any explosion when using these candles, but you are the only one who is really sure about that.

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dynamite-candle

The guest of honor will probably be a bit amused when you bring him a cake with this Dynamite Candle on it. The moment of panic won’t set in until they go to blow it out and it relights. They know it is fake, or are at least 99.9% sure.

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dynamite-alarm-clock

There have been several versions of dynamite alarm clocks or bomb alarm clocks in the past, but this one is by far the best looking. So good in fact, that it would be highly dangerous to transport it on airplanes or across borders.

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tnt-headcover

There is one great advantage to giving this to any golfer who tends to “blow up” when his day is not going well. That advantage is that it is not real dynamite. Some people just take the game a little too seriously and those people should not be allowed to possess real explosives.

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You may want to be a little careful when you sharpen these pencils, TNT is notoriously unstable. And while there may be no actual dynamite in these pencils, you may get taken to the ground down just for carrying them around. Carrying these around may end up being the best exercise program you were ever on.

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