You typically want to keep any foul smelling creature upwind of you. An elephant would definitely fit into that category. That entire equation changes when the only relief you can get from 100 degree weather is this elephant fan.
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This set of six napkin rings are beautifully carved from African Mahogany and feature artistic representations of the lion, cheetah, elephant, rhinoceros, giraffe, and zebra. They would make a truly unique addition to any dinner table; even they do look a little like they are humping your napkins.
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The adage that an elephant never forgets is all well and good, especially when he is handling your sensitive data. Beside looking like the best hung elephant this side of Nigeria, this guy can hold up to 4GB of your most important files. That is better than your average novelty drive that has less than 1GB. Reasonably priced and with room to spare, it is about time you gave the elephant some love.
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No longer will you need to be incredibly high to ride a miniature white elephant or merely have one glowing in the corner of your bedroom. Someone has turned your acid trip into a tangible product with this 27.5″ x 9.8″ x 22.8″ molded elephant which is offered as either a decorative lamp or a place to rest your ass with a 20.5″ tall seat. So now you can kick the drugs and finally know what it’s like to take a urine test without fear.
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The world renowned crystal artists at Daum in France have been making high-end sculptures for collectors since the late 19th century. Unfortunately, many of these sculptures are aimed squarely at the worst kind of consumer—insanely wealthy individuals with horrible taste. Case in point—this limited edition sculpture entitled “People Belong to Elephant.” According to the description, Chinese artist Chen Changwei “breaks with tradition, reinventing the Chinese zodiac in a series of surrealist busts in the time-honored tradition of pâte de cristal.” In this case, he depicts a bizarre cross between elephant and man.
If you drink enough, you will see pink elephants at some point. So you may as well have a few around as decoration. This ceramic bottle pourer is from the 50′s and is part of a three piece set. Being collectible, you can buy it as an investment or just for the novelty.
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