I just read some trivia about Elvis which claimed that while he was still young and thin, he was able to eat 8 deluxe cheeseburgers, 2 BLTs and three milkshakes in a single sitting. Therefore it’s only natural that he would appear on this vintage turntable cookie jar to woo your stash of Chips Ahoy… He would have wanted it that way. An additional Beatles themed jar is pictured after the break.
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That’s right folks, you can buy a piece of shellacked laser-etched toast with Elvis’ image on it for $5. I know you are wondering why you should be wasting money on Elvis toast in a bad economy, but consider this: middle-aged ladies would pay at least $5 apiece to see this thing. Just set it up behind ropes on an altar with a velvet painting on the wall. People will come from miles around proclaiming that a miracle has happened.
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If you are looking for a singer to put a little spice into your kitchen, Elvis would have to be at the top of your list. Let him sit next to his very own rack displaying all your favorite food additives. Being from the south, I am sure he will have some definite ideas about what spices are appropriate for him to display. Keep that in mind as you fill it up.
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If you have ever dreamed of taking your picture with Elvis, today is your lucky day. This unique camera will capture any subject you choose and put it in a picture with the King himself. All you need to do is snap the shot and develop the film like any other disposable camera. On the other hand, you could pick up a Ghost Finder Camera before your next trip to Graceland and tell everyone that you took a picture with the “real” Elvis. An additional image is available after the break.
To hell with Folgers, the best part of waking up is a little Elvis in your cup. Just lift the mug to your lips and the light-activated sensor will initiate a “Love Me Tender” serenade from the King himself. It also has an on/off function —which is VERY important.
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If Elvis was alive and down on his luck, chances are he would roll into the nearest bank sporting this Robber Elvis Half Hat. However, a morbidly obese dude lumbering into a bank wearing this and a sequined jumpsuit with matching pistol might be a little conspicuous.
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