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If you think that barbecuing on a stainless steel grill makes you a real man then you just haven’t cooked on a Hot Rod Grill yet. Dressed up as a high performance motor on an engine stand, this grill stands head and shoulders above any other out there.

The temperature gauge appears to be a part of the engine and the smoke coming out of those headers contains only the delicious aroma of seared beef rather than carbon monoxide. This grill will seriously impress any of your motorhead friends and adding the available spark plug corn cob holders and connecting rod skewers will complete your macho makeover. Check out more pictures of the grill as well as the corn cob holders and skewers after the break.

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Sharpen your pencil like a real man would, with a V8 engine. The roar of the engine will come to life with every pencil that gets sharpened. And just like a neglected engine, if you don’t maintain your sharpener by emptying out the shavings, the engine will stall. Whether you are a fan of the BBC’s Top Gear or not makes no difference, using a V8 to sharpen your pencil is the only way to go.

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If every waking second of your life is spent listening to rockabilly music, driving hot rods and covering everything you own with flames and pairs of dice, you are the perfect candidate for this engine coffee table, designed specifically to get people like you to part with $2,900. With it’s carburator and brass knuckle center piece and soft black leather covering adorned with tattoos, this is one coffee table you can bring home without feeling like a huge pussy.

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I’m sure this is what the manufacturer of Continental radial engines had in mind when they designed and built these in the 30′s. Rather than powering an antique aircraft, this  “pristinely restored ” engine is now available as a limited edition coffee table and conversation piece for your home, office or hangar with a nicely polished splined propeller shaft as your centerpiece. A limited edition stripped down Jacobs radial engine is also available with exposed pistons and crankshaft. A photo is available after the break.

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Tinsel, colored balls and icicles are fine ways to decorate your Christmas tree. But they lack a certain masculinity. What your tree needs is raw American horsepower, and nothing is going to excite a car guy more than a shiny engine from the heyday of American car manufacturing. You have your choice of four different classic car engines, any of which will make you proud to be involved in Christmas tree decorating.

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