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These pillows offer customizable colors and allow you to choose between classic acronyms such as: WTF, BBIAF, OMG, or FTW. However, if you’ve ever wanted a dinosaur to mock your sexual performance or gaming skills in text, then the LOL pillow pictured above has you covered.
Product Page: ($20)
Who needs TV during a meal when you can just plant these banana salt or pepper shakers in a giant centerpiece that looks like Carmen Miranda’s head, then sit back and watch your guests search for salt salvation while their food gets cold?…That’s entertainment!
Product Page: ($18)
Ever wonder how creatures of the sea entertain themselves when they’re not exploring shipwrecks or attacking swimmers? They tickle each other for hours on end. Not only that, this magnet of ambiguous scientific accuracy also reveals that whales laugh through their blowholes…Who knew?
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The person who enjoys eating brains is someone you definitely don’t want to be sitting next to the day he forgets to bring his lunch. Additional bizarre, funny, and one incredibly dated design are pictured after the break.
If you’ve ever wanted to have a custom silhouette profile portrait of your severed head to hang on the wall, you’ve only got two days left before it will cross the line from cool Halloween accessory to socially unacceptable weirdness.
Product Page: ($19)
Dinosaur skulls aren’t so elusive when you only have to excavate a credit card from your wallet and type “Etsy” into a search engine. Those tireless efforts will put you on the path to getting your very own hand-crocheted 12 1/2″ x 9″ skull which is made from acrylic yarn, paint and plaster, then sprayed with matte medium to prevent crumbling. Certainly, a skeletal composition like that leaves no doubt as to why this species would have gone the way of the Dodo.
Product Page: ($75)
For Halloween decor or medical students, the middle head lamp is sure to meet all your bizarre lighting needs. If for some reason you don’t fancy the “tree growing in a man’s head” look, you can choose from a variety of other designs including Dracula and Frankenstein.
Product Page: ($39.99)
Sleeping and sex can feel like a chore when you have writer, poet and tortured soul Edgar Allan Poe staring at you from this pillow all night long. But what the hell? As long as he’s there, why not put a whistle around his neck and let him act as your official “sex ref”? Just take the bored expression as an invitation to wow him.
Product Page: ($42.50)
These personalized his/hers coffin vinyl wall decals can hang above your bed as a reminder in case you ever forget the way of all flesh. Of course, you’ll either be immersed in the goth lifestyle and happy to display them, or you’ll receive them as a wedding or housewarming revenge gift from someone who’s single and bitter, and from that day forward you’ll be bound by your sense of obligation to display them whenever that person comes to visit… Which would suck. If that happens you can always hope they’ll come out with a huge personalized middle finger vinyl that you could gift to that person later on, with the assurance that it has no hidden meaning.
Product Page: ($39.99)
When this grenade goes off, it will blow dirt and grime away and allow you to keep your hands and life, something that can’t be said for it’s more volatile brethren.
Product Page: ($10)
