Fart Fan: Time to Take Action
Just accepting whatever odors come your way is just being passive. Take control of all those odors so that you have control of your own environment. This thing says it will move them up to 100 feet away. I would think that would require a much larger fan than included here, but then I am [...]
Farting Musical Butt Puppet For Unskilled, Immature Ventriloquists
The H.E. Fartsalot Butt Puppet performs “Old MacDonald,” “Frere Jacques,” or “London Bridge,” when you cram your hand into his torso cavity. It is truly the “ultimate wind instrument.”
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Fart’n Phone: Forget Blaming It on the Dog
As you might have guessed, the Fart’n Phone features a farting sound ringer that is sure to “amaze your friends” and “shock your family.” Fortunately, this feature can be turned off when there is company in the house and, more importantly, when dinner is on the table. Plus, it is hearing aid compatible so when [...]
“Who Did It” Fart Clock: Daytime Tooting on the Hour
This “Who Did It?” wall clock farts every hour, on the hour as long as there is light. When the lights are off it will change modes for a flatulence-free evening. I’m a grown man and I still find this to be hilarious. Sad.
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Fart Alert Barricade: A Post Taco Bell Warning System
Yesterday we discussed a product that informs others that you are having sex. Today we present another warning system that alerts anyone nearby that you just hit Taco Bell and, as a result, you are laying down some serious trouser thunder. Actually, the motion activated caution light is intended to embarrass others by [...]
Family Guy Stewie Blows Bubbles From His Butthole
Besides automatically blowing bubbles from his butt, this Stewie Griffin figure will say 17 phrases from the tv show. Take this gem for instance: ” You should continue to sanitize my crevasse and be grateful for the opportunity.” Now that is a useless toy worth wasting your money on. Speaking of wasting money, the [...]
