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That’s Nerdalicious!: I wouldn’t ask to be excused from a dinner table at Perry Watkins’ house. You could wind up skidding along the pavement at 113 mph.
Watkins recently set the Guinness record for the world’s fastest piece of furniture with a dining table set for a silver service dinner. Dubbed “Fast Food,” the table hit a max speed of 130 mph and an average of 113 mph while blazing down a 500m track.
The table is powered by a 1994 Reliant Scimitar Sabre engine boosted by nitrous.
Remember, Watkins’ dinner parties are white tie affairs. And by “white tie” I mean you should come dressed like the Stig.
(Telegraph via The Presurfer)
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That’s Nerdalicious!: The rumor was that
KFC was trying out a sandwich even more extreme that the Double Down—a sandwich made with five layers of fried chicken skin, American cheese and bacon slapped between a hamburger bun.
It’s a hoax of course, and let’s face it—KFC making a sandwich filled with fried chicken skin is crazy right? Right? Hahahahmmmmm….
(Brain Residue via Gear Diary)

Even though White Castle restaurants seem more and more scarce, the legend is more popular than ever. And if you’re a musician looking to promote your favorite square hamburger, the White Castle amp is the way to go.
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I bet that the burgers in this fast food origami set are closer to real beef than the stuff you get in most fast food restaurants. Includes 16 pieces of origami paper and easy to follow illustrated instructions.
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Hey, I like White Castle slyders and the Harold and Kumar movie as much as the next guy—but this talking keychain is reserved for the truly obsessed. I’m convinced it is part of a White Castle brain-washing project or some underground burger cult. Don’t believe me? When you push the button the keychain says: “Yeah, he’s one of ours. White Castle, it’s what you crave!”
Creepy.
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